Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.
Boss:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Classic:Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Compromise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference:The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room:A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Dictionary:A place where success comes before work.
Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Etc. :A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience:The name men give to their mistakes.
Father:A banker provided by nature.
Lecture:An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either one”.
Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Marriage:It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Nurse:A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills (medicine).
Office:A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Philosopher:A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.
Politician:One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
School:A place where Daddy pays and Sons plays.
Smile:A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Yawn:The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.